The Replacement!
Since I’m a beloved fan of Emporio Armani, it is my duty to write about this. Little did I know both the Beckhams were replaced. I thought David’s Armani contract stretched over for another year. But, NO – out with David and in with… wait for it… wait for it – Cristiano Ronaldo!
Phew! I just broke a sweat. Look at the perfectly sculpted man.
Please, someone agree with me. Cristiano should be sued for posing semi-naked; after all he’s surely going to be the main cause of a few heart attacks, millions of hyperventilating teenagers and chaotic frenzies of die-hard fans frantically searching for live-size posers of this ad campaign.
I haven’t watched any football lately, and I always liked Real Madrid before he arrived. Yet, even though I hate Manchester United with a passion for their pompous disgraceful attitude and behaviour – Ronaldo is fly as fuck!
Look at his scrumptious physique. He makes the average hottie seem like a dish-washer. It amazes me the amount of muscle tone a human can possess so wonderfully.
I can just bite him. And, I know most of you reading this will have an uncontrollable ability to keep from crying, laughing, more crying, moaning, groaning, ooohh-ing and ahhhh-ing … better yet screaming. Enjoy ladies!
Men – this is what we call irresistible. Just a small hint for the future. Fantasy Heaven but we can only dream. Hell if you have a body like Cristiano, you can get away with blue murder 
Again, biting is like I can think about this point!
I should get back to work, but the body. Sorry, Heidi Klum but Ronaldo will definitely steal ‘the body’ title from you and even you can’t say no.
